Burning Questions: Week of August 28

Since I actually have to work, and I still have to study, my time has been limited to the extent that I haven't been posting too frequently here. In the event that the trend does continue, the 3 of you who come to this page regularly can still see what's current events in the Bloggystyle atmosphere through a series of "burning questions" posted hopefully weekly.

Anyway on to this week's Bloggystyle Burning Questions:

What's faker: Lance Armstrong's Tour results or Tara Reid's tits?

Real Worlder Uday's corpse (no necro just in case) Lacy stunned the world by introducing her parapalegic boyfriend Ryan on an episode a week ago. Which works worse: Ryan's legs or Ryan's eyes?

What's smaller: Rafael Palmeiro's steroids shrunk dick (major no homo) or Deuce Bigalow's market share?

Who should have pulled out first: the Israelis out of Gaza or Keven Federline's father?

What will bomb worse: the "revamped" Miami Heat or a Palestinian Arab?

Who's the truest warier: Cindy Sheehan's son or this man?