Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

The Shawn Carter / Robert Kelly beef is being moved to the backburner. MTV reports that a true clash of "titans" is brewing over at Disturbing Tha Peace.

Apparently, Ludacris is a little upset with Chingy. He even goes so far as to say "all respect is lost" toward Chingy. This immediately prompted millions across the country to ask what took Ludacris so long. I myself was wondering how Chingy earned any respect in the first place; let's just say my demented imagination won't let me get the Zed/Marcellus scene from Pulp Fiction out of my head. Then again, anyone whose single is titled Blow It Out Your Ass can't really be hard to impress, can he?

Moving along, let's investigate the source of the feud.

Over the summer, Chingy abruptly bolted the crew that helped him break into the game. The fire was fanned to the point of no return earlier this month, when the December issue of XXL magazine hit the stands. Chingy, who made the cover, revealed to the publication that he had monetary disputes with Chaka Zulu, a co-owner of DTP who was acting as Chingy's manager (without a contract).

"It's a contract thing," Chingy further elaborated on his departure from the crew.

Wait a minute. Chingy had monetary disputes with people who actually paid him for Right Thur, Holidae Inn and Balla Baby?!?!. This guy must be a total dumbshit.

Chaka said he and his company EbonySon opened up the books twice for Chingy to dissect.

"Everybody from his lawyers to his accountants said there was no money missing," Zulu said.

Chingy can't even pronounce the word there and you expect him to comprehend finances and accounting, or even "no money missing?" Chingy probably thought no money missing was one of those double negative things that rappers always have trouble avoiding. Ain't no question bout that.

"That's ludicrous," Ludacris laughed when asked whether there was any jealousy toward Chingy.

Ludacris was probably laughing at the fact that he just said the word ludicrous, and that's his moniker! HA. I'd like to hear the interview just to make sure he didn't actually say ludacrisp.

Well now that Disturbing Tha Peace has been permanently fractured and all respect has been lost, it's time to look toward the future. "Ludacris LP Salutes Austin Powers, Takes Aim At Bill O'Reilly".

On that note, maybe someone can point me toward Chingy's new record label.