Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

Every year at about this time, Askmen.com has people visit their site. That's because they do us a very special favor, no homo. They post pictures of 99 hot chicks.

The site also ranks them, and gives petty excuses why. I will rerank some of them.

#72 - Eva Longoria



Our girl Eva checks in at #72. I rank her much higher because there are more pictures of her on this site than anyone else. On Askmen.com, she comes one spot behind MICHELLE PFEIFFER and a few spots behind Nicole Kidman.

I don't know about you, but I'll save the geriatrics for others.

Penelope Cruz

Lately some people have taken offense to the fact that I've made deportation jokes about Eva Longoria based on her Spanish surname. They didn't even bother to point out that she was Miss Corpus Christi. Well nobody can argue that this woman is a contestant for naturalization.



#47 - Rosario Dawson



I've got no problems with affirmative action, but can't we put the uglier minorities
at the bottom?

#39 - Molly Sims

According to these rankings, Mandy Moore is just behind Molly. That's the equivalent of Dan Gadzuric coming in right behind Tim Duncan.



#27 - Lindsay Lohan

Lohan's ok and being on the right side of 20 certainly helps. But while that would usually indicate innocence and wholesomeness, I don't think anybody would want to take a chance on her.



How did Ask Men rank Lohan ahead of Krista Allen? Were they in the Bengals' front office taking Akili Smith over Daunte Culpepper too?

At this point in the proceedings, I'd like to note that the women who ranked #29-20 combined probably couldn't seesaw with Rosie O'Donnell.

Jessica Simpson



I must have missed that part of the rankings that stipulates that the woman's ranking matches her IQ.

#1 - Adriana Lima

Who the hell is this? She's not even #1 class hot.



Only 365 days until the next list!