Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

The certifiably insane Brits are garnering a lot of attention in the wake of Prince Harold's special (ed) behavior.

That old hague Sarah Ferguson says Harold "deserves a break." Without question this potential heir to the Fourth Reich British throne deserves a break. I nominate the neck, back or legs.

Here is Fergie's excuse for Harold's antics:

"The thing is that sometimes we all do things where the ramifications of our actions are perhaps afterthoughts," the duchess -- Sarah Ferguson -- said on "American Morning."

How goddam stupid can an individual be before this excuse is considered bullshit? Do the Bush twins have to walk around Birmingham wearing black face?


The people who truly deserve a break are the poor souls who had to take pictures of this ugly bitch.

Admittedly an easy thing to do, CNN compiled a list of the Royal Family's Greatest Gaffes. Fergie herself is mentioned in one episode:

In 1992, photos of a topless Sarah Ferguson, ex-wife of the queen's second son Andrew, showed her kissing and apparently having her toes sucked by her "financial adviser," Texan John Bryan, in front of her two small daughters.

And before the Jews cry foul, it must be pointed out that the Royal Family breeds equal opportunity racists:

On a trip to China in the 1980s, [Elizabeth's husband Prince Philip] warned British students: "You'll get slitty eyes if you stay too long."

Princess Michael of Kent "told a group of black diners in a New York restaurant in 2004 to 'go back to the colonies.'"

In 1999, while on a tour of a company near Edinburgh, Scotland, [Prince Philip] saw a poorly wired fuse box. "It looks as though it was put in by an Indian," he remarked.

While touring Australia in 2002, [Prince Philip] asked an Aborigine whether they still threw spears at each other.

Despite these great gaffes, the best of them all came from Harold's idiot father, sooner than later to be King, Prince Charles.

A newspaper intercepted a phone call between Charles and and his lover Camilla Parker Bowles in 1993 in which the prince said he wanted to be reincarnated as her tampon.

If you looked like that, wouldn't you want to be a tampon too?


Ok, maybe not her tampon...


Meanwhile, Queen Elizabeth is apparently still eating that tapioca.

After being hit with all of this information, the real question is how nothing bad has come out about that groupie Diana's other son William. If he's truly British, I guess it's just a matter of time.