Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

The coverage and runup to the Orange Bowl had me believing that the Oklahoma Sooners were facing the USC Trojans.

But I was wrong, just like when I believed it was Ashlee Simpson's fault for the Saturday Night Live debacle.

Good thing we have Ashlee Simpson to straighten everything out.

Is it possible 78,000 football fans at Miami's Pro Player stadium simply didn't care for Ashlee Simpson's vocal stylings when she was rounded booed during the Orange Bowl halftime show?

Not according to the singer.

"There were no ear monitors when we went on stage," Jessica's little sis told MTV.com.

"And trying to sing in a stadium where you can't hear yourself is kinda hard," the 21-year old added.

"I was facing the Oklahoma Sooners [which had a bigger crowd on hand], and I was rooting for USC, and they played a clip of it, so maybe it was that those people didn't like me," she postulated.

The article goes on to mention a petition demanding that this lowlife, manufactured joke of a girl stop recording, touring, modeling and performing.


Somewhere, Jim Mora is looking at this picture and hysterically screaming "MODELING?!? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MODELING?!?"

I admit that 15,000 people, which is the number of individuals who have signed that petition (your's truly included), is a lot of people. There's just one problem: her album "Autobiography" has gone multi-platinum.

By now many people, including the 15,000 who signed in addition to those with any semblance of sanity, must be wondering how this manufactured crap sold that much. In fact, many of us have probably wondered why this album is titled Autobiography when the first single was a cover of a Jewel song, the artist lip synchs live performances, and pictures in the CD booklet were airbrushed.


Even Stevie Wonder accused Ashlee of airbrushing this picture.

In the meantime, I have undertaken the monumental task of attempting to figure out who actually made the music, and who actually bought the music.

Once again, I have to admit that my investigating was somewhat unscientific. Actually, I tried about as hard as Ricky Williams on a drug test, but take from it what you will.


Is it possible that these are "The Artists Being Credited As Ashlee Simpson?"


Hey, they're not the only ones who have no idea what Ashlee's talking about.

Piece by piece, I'm locating the potential Ashlee Simpson fanbase.



And finally, I think I've found the individuals ultimately responsible for spending money on Autobiography.


Special needs adults dance to "La La." And you thought their children were retarded?