Tuesday, February 15, 2005
And Verne Troyer Teaches The Long Jump...
Yahoo's got an article about a kissing school where this foul beast pictured below will teach couples how to kiss properly.
275 bucks?!?!
Psychotherapist Cherie Byrd, 56, got the idea for teaching kissing classes while dating a man who was a horrible kisser.
"Yuck. He was clumsy, unskilled and half-hearted," Byrd said. "I told him if he wanted the relationship to continue he had to let me teach him to kiss."
The boyfriend didn't last, but Byrd, a self-described "luscious kisser," said that gave her the idea to teach the art and craft of kissing to other couples. Since 1998, more than 500 couples have paid $275 to learn Byrd's secrets for giving or receiving a passionate kiss.
I can teach a girl how to kiss in 3 words: Don't use teeth.
# posted by Jay Dub @ 8:38 PM 
