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Homos from Germany are going ballistic because a zoo is doing the unthinkable. Adding some penguin bitches to a group of potentially gay pigeons.

A plan by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.

"All sorts of gay and lesbian associations have been e-mailing and calling in to protest," said a spokesman for the zoo in the northwestern city of Bremerhaven on Friday.

He said the zoo concluded the penguins might be gay after seeing male penguins trying to mate with other males and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.

I say these things wouldn't be male if a lack of females didn't drive them crazy.

German media reported that female Swedish penguins would be brought to the zoo to test the theory, but when word got out about the plan, the phones started ringing.

I never thought I'd say something like this: but can't these fruits stop meddling around and just go back to their regularly scheduled fudgepacking?


"So Homo."