Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

I thought I had seen or heard it all until now.

The adolescent boys, from a remote region near the border with Uganda, were mutilated after being given drugged food or drink by strangers.

"They had attacked them to cut off their penises to sell ... for making a type of potion which according to a local belief cures AIDS," Doctor Pedro Cavadas, from the Levante Rehabilitation Center told radio station Cadena Ser.

Obviously this wasn't going to solve the AIDS issue. But still, I can think of one black man who this should be tried on.



One of the Kenyan boys suffered other injuries.

One of the boys also lost an ear trying to fend off his attackers after regaining consciousness during the mutilation.

Suspects aren't named in this article, but I may have a lead.



But before anybody makes stereotypes about Kenyans, Spanish doctors assure us that "The practice of mutilating the penises of virgin boys is not a tradition among Kenyan tribes."

And while Marky Mark may not be challenged for the Dirk Diggler throne by these kids, the doctors are optimistic for their prognosis.

"They are fantastic, happy, their faces have changed and their lives have changed. They don't have to use a catheter ... and they can live like children, messing around and being naughty."

Uh, no homo?