Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

All Hope May Not Be Lost: I've received an alleged rumor from trustworthy sources that No Limit CEO Percy "Master P" Miller is making one last ditch attempt to save the life of Theresa "Terri" Schiavo by signing her to No Limit Records.


Reportedly hours away from death, Master P apparently attempted to be Schiavo's saving grace, rolling the No Limit tank through the hospice doors. Nobody is quite sure how Master P crafted a plan so intricate, but this reporter believes it may have been the fruit of years of planning C-Murder's breakout from the penitentiary.

Mr. Miller would not comment to reporters on the topic, but No Limit recently released a statement to the press.

"Ms. Schiavo brings 15 years of seasoned veteran experience when it comes to sayin UNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!. The family at No Limit Records is positive that Ms. Schiavo has what it takes to be a Tru thug nigga. If we combine our God-given abilities, No Limit and Ms. Schiavo will bring a whole new meaning to the name Bone Thugs N Harmony."

But this may not be the only reason behind P's actions. Basketball critics who have made a living berating Master P's balling abilities are questioning Mr. Miller's true motives. As basketball guru Johnny Whitewater related to me, given the competitive level of the National Basketball Association, coupled with the resurgence of European ball, Ms. Schiavo is but one of a dwindling supply of individuals left on this planet whom Master P can consistently beat one-on-one. When doggedly questioned, Master P finally cracked.

"Now that Lil Romeo has grown so tall, I have struggled to neutralize his advantages in the post. But Ms. Schiavo has reinstilled me with necessary confidence in my abilities when it comes to the first step, the dribble drive, and the penetration. 5 years ago, Paul Silas said I didn't have the goods. Now look where that Fat Bastard is. You and the rest of the Tru Thugs will soon hear me yellin 'HOODY HOO' on the hardwood."

Restored confidence aside, this individual believes Master P has a rockier road ahead of him than he's willing to admit.


P. Miller with a more unsightly dribble than the one on Terri's bib.