Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

Spotted by Fitz, and courtesy of Michael Vick and whoever made this thing, the Ron Mexico random name generator is up and running. I guess that was just a matter of time.

On first use, I found that Johnny Whitewater became Jon Haiti, but that wasn't sneaky enough. So I changed it to John Whitewater, and was given the name Bruno Christmas Island. And lest I ever get caught in trouble, and my cover gets blown, no homo, my Christian name supplied "Johnnie Kazakhstan." I think I'll stick with Whitewater.

Meanwhile, Nasty Naus will be bitchslappin the hoes until they scream his name, Jose Maria Monaco.