Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

The NBA has the All NBA teams, the East and West All Star teams, the All-Defensive teams ...why no love for the NBA All Uglies? These are guys who, no matter how many millions they make, still can't get laid. Here they are, the only men in the NBA who need an eharmony subscription to get a date.

First Team

C Chris Kaman


Kaman is one of the few nonpimps who can still get the job done inside, as our NBA All Ugly teams will soon be attesting.

PF Calvin Booth


I'm making an educated guess when I say that this Buck has to spend the bucks he makes on the world's oldest profession.

SF Ben Handlogten


Big Ben Handlogten, owner of the strongest right arm in the NBA.

SG Kerry Kittles


"Release the hounds!"

PG Sam Cassell


Sam I Am was constantly maligned for his attitude and never gets the respect he deserves as a player. But on our team, he's all world. Some might even say he's "other worldly".



The second and third teams are on their way. I guarantee they will be a sight not to see.