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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

 

Nasty Naus and the Evolution of No Homo


I don't think there's ever been a more controversial individual when it comes to missing egregious insertions of no homo. No homo. Whether it was calling the Brewers "the hottest team" or commenting that my recent vanity shot was "horrible," or even going so far as to explicitly point out that people found this site searching for the propensity of a certain Afro-American's johnson, Nasty Naus wasn't exactly convincing people of his heterosexuality.

I'm proud to announce that the kid is finally coming around, no homo. Nasty Naus can tell this in his own words.
NastyNaus: well
NastyNaus: i admit it
Johnny Whitewater: u listen to Gigolo?
NastyNaus: i used "no homo" for the first time last week
NastyNaus: i said it
Johnny Whitewater: congratulations
NastyNaus: i was at an ice cream place
NastyNaus: and i got a sundae
Johnny Whitewater: this is an ominous start.
NastyNaus: i got ice cream and fudge
Johnny Whitewater: jesus h christ. you just missed another no homo.
NastyNaus: and hes like do you want anything else on it
NastyNaus: and i said, ya give me some nuts
NastyNaus: (no homo)
Jonny Whitewater: that's a relief
NastyNaus: the guy laughed
Much like fucking, complete abstinence of saying gay things is the only way to be completely safe. But my faith in the kid is slowly coming around.

No homo.

Comments:
You missed a few no homo's here, djxplicit can point them out exactly.

also, I have never verbally said "no homo", except when i have to explain it to friends and family.

no homo
 
ive actually never verbally said "no homo." NO HOMO

the one with fudge and nuts (NO HOMO) wouldve had to get a humongous (nh) "no homo," or at least several "no homo"s. nhjic.
 
I don't think a no homo was missed, actually nhjic. I caught the missed no homo in the conversation.
 
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