Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

After all that talk about the Pope touching Jesus H. Christ by night time, it's clear to me that the Vatican was just playing an April Fool's joke on everyone. Not only did J mothereffin P make it past April Fool's Day, but he's not even losing consciousness yet. Besides, how would the Pope get a urinary tract infection? The guy hasn't used his magic stick once in all his 84 years.

There's no doubt in my mind that the Pope's gonna be back in that pimpmobile before we know what's happened.


"Where you goin? NOWHERE!"

After staving off elimination so many times in the past, I'm confident the Pope's got another 8 months in him before he checks out.