Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

As always, Bloggystyle has brought in an ultimate authority on the matter to discuss the 5 worst tracks made by good artists, in keeping with our eventual tournament to determine the worst song ever.

djxplicit09: but i guess you can say nas - nastradamus
J.W.: i thought we were going with You Owe Me
djxplicit09: tupac - whatz ya phone #?
djxplicit09: no
J.W.: i think You Owe Me is worse than Nastradamus
djxplicit09: nastradamus is worse since it was produced by LES
djxplicit09: who did Lifes a bitch
djxplicit09: you owe me features ginuwine, who is a fag who has never done anything good in his life
J.W.: so Ginuwine's inherent shittiness takes some of Nas's crap luster on that track is your argument?
djxplicit09: and its produced by timbaland, who has never done anything as good as lifes a bitch
djxplicit09: yeah
djxplicit09: its by good artists
J.W.: ok, that's a good point.
djxplicit09: and id say both nas and les are great no homo
djxplicit09: while i would never put ginuwine in good artists
djxplicit09: possibly not even timbaland
J.W.: all right. i wonder who produced whatz ya phone #
J.W.: let me check quick
J.W.: it was produced by Johnny J. No LES but he did some decent shit on Me Against the World and All Eyez so I guess he qualifies as decent enough
J.W.: any other nominations? I'd consider Biggie - Playa Hata but that was an obvious joke and I think the other ones were serious cuts
djxplicit09: johnny "j" was good
djxplicit09: no homo
J.W.: u heard Talib's We Got The Beat?
djxplicit09: yeah
J.W.: i think that's on there
djxplicit09: its not as bad as other songs
J.W.: which Talib song u think is worse on BS?
djxplicit09: "a game"
J.W.: ok that's pretty bad. man that album was a disappointment
J.W.: "I wet my throat and get bent like a pelican's neck" That puts A Game over the top I guess. major no homo.
J.W.: http://ohhla.com/anonymous/t_kweli/struggle/the_beat.tab.txt Maybe we should put both tracks on there.
J.W.: "you ain't no MC like me, you just a clone like KFC" It's like something I'd expect out of Aaron Carter (nh)
J.W.: this hot shit is to fly like the cockpit
got spit like a french kiss chicks lock lips
djxplicit09: the chorus was pretty good
J.W.: you gotta be kidding
djxplicit09: the chorus was sung pretty well
djxplicit09: i mean - compare it to the chorus of you owe ,e
djxplicit09: *me
J.W.: it was a bitch doing the chorus with Talib's horrible improvs? that was straight out of a lindsay lohan song
djxplicit09: hey
djxplicit09: it was res
J.W.: you have any other nominations? Should we add "We Built This City" by that one group that was basically Jefferson Airplane?
djxplicit09: sure
J.W.: does LL Cool J count as "an otherwise good artist?" Because Hush was a fucking horrible song
J.W.: and 7 Aurelius isn't always a complete dreg producing wise.
djxplicit09: ll cool j is a legend
djxplicit09: but he has done just about everything to not have the title anymore
djxplicit09: same with snoop dogg
J.W.: LL Cool J - G.O.A.T. Featuring James T. Smith
djxplicit09: which brings me to snoop dogg
djxplicit09: no homo
djxplicit09: anything by him since doggystyle
J.W.: that's a whole lot of nominations.
J.W.: Does the strength of Doggystyle automatically make him a good artist and thus make all this other crap potentially choosable?
djxplicit09: i think so
djxplicit09: there were particularly foul songs with no limit
J.W.: all right. So what is the worst of the worst regarding Snoop then?
djxplicit09: cant remember the name
djxplicit09: hold on
J.W.: I think anytime you can get sampled by Jay and then go on to make really shitty music, you qualify for this list.
djxplicit09: what was the other no limit/snoop album
djxplicit09: the last meal
djxplicit09: and
djxplicit09: game is to be sold
djxplicit09: ?
J.W.: No Limit Topp Dogg
J.W.: is obviously one of them.
djxplicit09: yeah
J.W.: i think it's funny Dead Man Walkin is in Snoop's discography over at ohhla.com
djxplicit09: yeah
djxplicit09: so yeah
djxplicit09: anything from "da game is to be sold, not to be told"
J.W.: Gin & Juice 2
J.W.: just for taking an all time classic and making a terrible sequel

So we came up with:

Nastradamus - Nasty Nas to Esco...let's not even relive it.

Whatz Ya Phone # - Take one schizophrenic, horrible beat, add one part nonsense rap and two parts phone sex and you get this garbage.

We Built This City - No comment necessary.

A Game - This one has to be heard to be believed it was a Kweli joint.

Gin & Juice 2 - It should be a punishable crime to take a pantheon classic and do a horrific sequel. It's too bad for Snoop's career that he was found innocent 10 years ago.