Bloggystyle -- The Greatest: Muhammad Ali: Gully or Gay?

Monday, May 30, 2005

 

Muhammad Ali: Gully or Gay?


All weekend ESPN Classic has had a Memorial Day Weekend Boxing Marathon. No Homo Juelz Santana, but what better way to remember our veterans than to watch two big dudes beat the everloving shit out of each other?

Of course, a boxing marathon weekend features a whole lot of Cassius Marcellus Clay. Since ESPN Classic rarely has Ali fights on, this was pretty much the first time I could watch Clay in fights other than the Frazier/Liston/Foreman events, notably in the early 60s when he was in his young 20s.

I used to think Tyson was the most entertaining boxer to watch (even when his right was more entertaining than his bite), but I can definitely give it up to Clay (major no homo) after watching the marathon; he was the greatest.

With that said, it recently came to light that Clay's pal Malcolm X may have been a peter puffer, no homo. Those crazy Brits called it "gay hustling." Whatever the hell you call it, it's no wonder the Black Muslims put an end to his existence.

But that got me to thinking. Clay spent a whole lot of time around X. Is there a possibility Clay's full name was Cassius Marcellus Wallace Clay? If so, I can understand why Clay's got the shakes these days. No homo.

Comments:
Ali is easily the most entertaining boxer to watch. No Homo Juelz Santana.
 
No Homo Juelz Santana to this entire comment:

remember to keep your no homo rules straight (nh). No Homo Juelz Santana is supposed to precede the gay commentary.
 
Shit!
 
Also, I thought that was the "preemptive no homo?" We could have an issue here.
 
Yes, no homo juelz santana works the same way as preemptive no homo. But I figure we can never have too many variations to assure readers of one's heterosexuality.

nhjic.
 
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