Monday, May 02, 2005
The No Homo Manifesto
In light of the announcement that May 5th has been designated National No Homo Day by BC Dot C, under the directive issued by DJX, and for all of our continued attempts to master the unwritten and unspoken rules of the phrase's use, I believe it's time that delegates convene to draft a No Homo Manifesto (nhjic).
Whether this is to be done online or by an emergency session somewhere, it's absolutely imperative as this slogan goes mainstream that the Original Framers of no homo decree once and for all the proper terms of the phrase's use in every imaginable circumstance. No homo.
With that said, let me be the first to officially nominate DJX as the James Madison of this shit, with elderly statesmen like Bol and Fitz presiding over the convention Ben Franklin/George Washington style. Fly and I can ably perform the John Hancock procedures, major no homo. Nasty Naus can bear witness to deliberations and keep the minutes.

Your country needs you. Don't let it down. No homo.