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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

 

People's 50 Most Beautiful People List


People puts this list out every year, but I have multiple complaints with this list.

Drew Barrymore - Where in the hell did this pick come from? She's not in a Top 50 for Hollywood, blondes or drug addicts in my list.

Hilary Duff - I'd put her in the Top 50 "tenders" list. But she's not a Top 50.

Scarlett Johansson - Uh. No.

Lindsay Lohan - Until Lohan's skankiness became mainstream, I didn't know it was possible for a girl to look so busted before the age of 20.

Elizabeth Smart, Utah teen - If you're wondering who the fuck this is (like I was), it's the bitch from Utah that Fly some crazy dude abducted. Why is she in the Top 50? Pity?

Eva Longoria Mendes, Hitch - Major oversight. And I don't want to hear anything from Fly about this one either, no homo.

Oprah Winfrey - Whatever you say.

This was the shittiest list I saw since the MTV Top 10 hip hop albums.

Comments:
oprah? elizabeth smart? drew barryomore? scarlett johansson? who the hell picked these people?
 
> When's work on that No Homofesto starting? (nhjic)

oh shit, am i supposed to do something or something? damn.

if we got to do a meeting of sorts, no homo, i propose an aim chat room, no homo.

ill be on basically the rest of the day.
 
the 'festo's definitely gotta get done.
 
are you kidding? Scarlett Johansson would be in my top 10
 
I went to school with Elizabeth's bro, and my bro went to school with Elizabeth. No homo.

Eva Mendes = Hot
Eva Longoria = Hot
Elizabeth Smart = Not Hot
Scarlett Johanson = Not Hot
 
All I know is, Eliza Dushku is not on that list anywhere, so it's crap as far as I'm concerned.

Elizabeth Smart? Elizabeth Smart?!

-CalvinPitt
 
they left me and my fiance off.

elizabeth smart? wtf?

by the way, Brewers=Cub Killaz
 
"they left me and my fiance off."

And The Ogre too.

I'd say something about the Brewers, but that could end that winning streak pretty quickly.

But my guarantee that the Crew would take out the Cards (once) rang true at least.
 
also, btw, here's a copy from benmaller.com:

"The Suns' Steve Nash or the Miami Heat's Shaquille O'Neal will win the NBA's Most Valuable Player award, to be announced next week. The race for the NBA's 50th MVP is too close to call. The Republic surveyed 104 of the 127 writers and broadcasters with MVP votes and found that Nash and O'Neal each received 51 first-place votes. Amaré Stoudemire of the Suns and Tim Duncan of the San Antonio Spurs received the other two."
 
Bragging rights teetering in the balance.
 
>Bragging rights teetering in the balance.

I don't really feel that way. I don't think I was arguing that Shaq would be the MVP, I think I was arguing that he should be the MVP. I wouldn't be surprised if Nash were to get the MVP, I just disagree with it.
 
Oprah's puerto rican, so she is obviously beautiful. Stop the blatant racism. You just made that comment because you thought she was black.
 
^ Oprah is like a richer version of Missy Elliot.
 
^^^^^^^^^^^

You are so mean, but hey at least I laughed. And again, there are no ugly puerto ricans and that is what Oprah is.
 
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