Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

RapReviews.com never ceases to amaze me (nh).

First, I can't get over that someone decided that they were so big an authority on rap that they should buy the domain rapreviews.com and waste a gang of time writing reviews.

Second, I can't get over how terrible the reviews are. Let me demonstrate some of the most ridiculous ones.

According to RapReviews.com Until the End of Time's beats are better than Makaveli's.

If you're lucky, you've never heard the posthumous Pac album "Until the End of Time." Suffice it to say, the suggestion that the first disc of UTEOT was comparable to All Eyez On Me is one of the most ridiculous things ever, let alone the suggestion that it had better production than stuff like Bomb First, Hail Mary etc. Hell, the Outlawz albums get ranked just a tick under Makaveli on the site.

According to RapReviews, The Massacre is an 8 out of 10. No Homo Juelz Santana to this Rap Reviews comment on 50.

"Three things make 50 an effective and popular MC: riding to some of the best beats in the business, lyrics that vary from menacing reality to humerous pimping and flossing, and the slightly slurry delivery of his flow which can be attributed to the fact he took a shot straight through the jaw. Now whether or not that's the right way to get a memorable voice is certainly up for debate (I wouldn't recommend it) but there's no denying his hypnotic effect"

50 is many things, but an effective MC is not one of them.

According to RapReviews, The D.O.C. - No One Can Do It Better and N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton don't exist. That or they weren't good enough to be reviewed. But don't worry, both Jacki-O albums have been extensively reviewed.

I guess the point I'm trying to make is that RapReviews should officially be boycotted by everyone who reads this page, the linked affiliates, the Mindset Army and everyone else who cares about rap.