Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

We've worked at the Greek Festival for about 10 years, viewing hundreds of thousands of people each time. As you can imagine, when you're seeing that many people, there are plenty of outliers to point out, mock, scorn or laugh over. In fact, we'd come across so many that my friends and I would create them in NBA Live and could fill 4 teams with all made players. No Homo Juelz Santana, but retards, hippies and miscreants of all shapes and sizes have always made for good viewing.

Still, it's the celebrity sightings that are the most interesting. One year it was the George W. Bush look-a-like, the next it was the Governor campaigning.

But nothing ever compared to the Summer of 2003, when Tupac Shakur and a weed carrier came up and ordered a Shishkabob from our "Fight Club Friend," 1%. Even more amazingly, throngs of people were not rushing him or even recognizing his presence. I guess that's what almost 7 years of faking one's death was for.

Anyway, Nasty Naus and I were intent on making absolutely sure that we had documented proof of Pac's appearance. As we took the first picture, which we didn't think was going to turn out, Pac, his instincts heightened (major no homo), made a mad dash away from the Tent, as if he had just beaten the shit out of a Crip in the lobby of the MGM Hotel.

But, No Homo Juelz Santana, Pac wasn't thinking all that clearly probably due to taking lead to the dome in 94. Because Pac had only gotten about 30 yards away when the tantalizing smell of loukamades (honey puffs) drew his attention and forced him into line. Like a bunch of crazed paparazzi, Nasty Naus and I ran toward the general vicinity and, to further document our proof, took a side profile shot of Pac (major no homo).

Upon viewing the pictures, both of which turned out better than we expected, we realized we were sitting on a potential gold mine. But instead of selling out and making thousands off Pac's resurrection, we have decided to make these pictures part of the public domain so all of his fans and detractors can see for themselves.

And so, Bloggystyle presents to you: Tupac Shakur alive and well (and eating a ton of Greek Food) in July, 2003.


Pac, Weed Carrier, and some Greek tard (Greetard) who is not 1%