Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

DJX recently came up with the term DAWG, which stood for "Dumb Ass White Girl."

While DJX was telling us all his DAWG stories from up here in the North, everyone knows that the South's entire white population all but consists of DAWGs (Guys and Girls). But sometimes the absolute stupidity of these Southern DAWGs still stupifies me.

Witness the episode involving Natalee (only Southern dumbshits would spell that name like that) Holloway. She recently graduated from high school with honors, as if that's an accomplishment in Alabama, and she was awarded with a vacation to Aruba. Being 18, Holloway and her other DAWG friends proceeded to get drunk probably every night they were there, in addition to meeting some foreign strangers.

Normal people would probably throw up some red flags when invited to get in a van with a bunch of foreigners, but not this drunk Southern DAWG. And that, of course, was the last time anyone's seen Holloway. Now, thanks to her stupidity, sensible Americans like you and me can't even get important news from our media outlets without being bombarded with Holloway's story.


"Aruba, Jamaica...ooo I wanna rape ya."

And of course, there's no mistaking where Ms. Holloway got her DAWGness.

Holloway's family believes she is alive, Tom Twitty said.