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Lindsay Lohan was uninjured in a car crash a few hours ago.

Here's what investigators believe happened:

Lindsay exited a bathroom where she had just left her last meal, and she hopped into a car. Since Lindsay was on her 14th minute of fame, photographer Galo Ramirez rushed to get a picture of her. Since her car began driving away, Ramirez trailed her car because it's hard to focus the camera lens on an 80 pound girl. He eventually bumped her car on accident.

Ramirez, released on $35,000 bail, has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon. That Lohan was uninjured, let alone not broken in half, Ramirez's lawyers will obviously be able to prove the charge ludicrous.