Monday, June 06, 2005
Rounding Out The Worst Song Ever Tourney
After last round's selections of worst songs done by otherwise good artists, we had accumulated 22 of the most godforsaken tracks ever recorded.
But our burden was far from over. We had to brainstorm 10 more horrible tracks to get the tournament ready.
For such a momentous occasion, no homo juelz santana, I had to call upon DJX, truly a Conoisseur of Horrible Music.
djxplicit09:how did we leave lil romeo and lil bow wow out of this?For those who couldn't keep track, here's the final list. A bracket will be constructed soon.
djxplicit09: no homo
J. Dub: Aaron's Party?
djxplicit09: yeah
djxplicit09: lil bow wow and omarion - let me hold you
J. Dub: never heard it. sure i don't want to
djxplicit09: lil romeo, 3lw, nick cannon - parents just dont understand
djxplicit09: covering the fresh prince
djxplicit09: same lyrics and shit
J. Dub: That would have been a serious oversight.
djxplicit09: Chingy - Right Thurr
J. Dub: I'm definitely not arguing that one.
djxplicit09: jkwon, chingy, murphy lee - tipsy remix
djxplicit09: baby and puff daddy - do that thang
J. Dub: oh my god, that is one horrible song
djxplicit09: choppa with master p - choppa style
J. Dub: is that worse than make em say unhh?
J. Dub: i forget the hook on this track
djxplicit09: im pretty sure that choppa song is worse
djxplicit09: vanilla ice - ninja rap
J. Dub: that feels like an equal opportunity forced selection to me.
J. Dub: wait, we should put the nelly/tim mcgraw track on just to have a country representative
J. Dub: I think Dipset - Dutty Clap should be on there
djxplicit09: ok
J. Dub: there was this video on Jams one day, i think the song was called Africa
djxplicit09: toto?
J. Dub: it was like an African pride track, and it started naming African countries in the hook
djxplicit09: buju banton - african pride?
J. Dub: Yeah, that's it. The video really accentuates the shittiness of the track. nhjic.
Mike Jones - Dick Don't Fail Me Now, britney spears - "soda pop" , backstreet boys - "donde quieras yo ire", Aaron Carter - My Internet Girl, Ashlee Simpson - LaLa, Ja Rule - Mezmerize, Hi-C - Vacation, Destiny's Child - Soldier, Next - Wifey, 3LW - Playas Gon Play, R. Kelly - Thoia Thoing, B2K - Badaboom, Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq, Lil Fip and E-40 - Way We Ball Remix, E-40 - Automatic, St. Lunatics - Batter Up, Smiff-N-Wesson - Super Cocoa Bruvaz, Nastradamus - Nastradamus, 2Pac - Whatz Ya Phone #, Jefferson Starship - We Built This City, , Talib Kweli - A Game, Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice 2, chingy - right thurr, lil romeo, 3lw, nick cannon - parents just dont understand, Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party, lil bow wow and omarion - let me hold you, jkwon, chingy, murphy lee - tipsy remix, baby and puff daddy - do that thang, choppa with master p - choppa style, nelly/tim mcgraw - Over and Over, Diplomats - Dutty Clap, buju banton - african pride
# posted by Jay Dub @ 12:01 AM 
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St. Lunatics - Batter Up
I object to this selection, thats just not a bad song.
Aaron Carter is also over represented and Cash Money records is under-represented.
I also think a three-6 mafia selection should be included in this kind of discussion, I would suggest Ridin Spinnas.
I object to this selection, thats just not a bad song.
Aaron Carter is also over represented and Cash Money records is under-represented.
I also think a three-6 mafia selection should be included in this kind of discussion, I would suggest Ridin Spinnas.
# posted by 
: 4:48 PM
: 4:48 PM
actually ridin spinnas is pretty good as far as three 6 mafia songs are concerned.
meaning its horrible, but theres worse
aaron carter is possibly the worst person ever. period.
i could see switching in a three 6 mafia song or a cash money song for batter up tho.
meaning its horrible, but theres worse
aaron carter is possibly the worst person ever. period.
i could see switching in a three 6 mafia song or a cash money song for batter up tho.
First, I'd argue that Batter Up is a terrible song.
Second, Batter Up was nominated in the "worst raps by region" entry. Granted we chose it over some really horrible Chingy/Nelly/St Lunatics shit etc. but those found their way in as wild cards anyway.
Much like the NCAA tournament, some of the tracks in the field are playing the role of "mid majors." It's not like Nastradamus or Whatz Ya Phone # are 2 of the 32 worst tracks ever.
and the Three Six Mafia song that I'd have put in would be Chickenhead.
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Second, Batter Up was nominated in the "worst raps by region" entry. Granted we chose it over some really horrible Chingy/Nelly/St Lunatics shit etc. but those found their way in as wild cards anyway.
Much like the NCAA tournament, some of the tracks in the field are playing the role of "mid majors." It's not like Nastradamus or Whatz Ya Phone # are 2 of the 32 worst tracks ever.
and the Three Six Mafia song that I'd have put in would be Chickenhead.
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