Friday, June 10, 2005
Worst Song Ever Tournament: Round 1, Part 2
Now that the voting on the first 4 matchups is finished, the "winners" of these next 4 matchups will round out the top half of the Worst Song Ever Tournament.
JDub: Super Brooklyn is likely a track that most people have not heard, and I don't want to divulge important track details for anybody who hasn't. But it definitely gets my vote.
Nasty Naus: I originally commented that Super Brooklyn was the worst rap song ever when JDub and I were deliberating. I'm not backin away from that choice now.
DJ Xplicit: Although that Coca Brovaz track has the worst hook possibly ever, I'm pickin Right Thurr. You would think that paired up with someone with no talent, a fake accent, and an annoying voice, that there would be something better than whatever the fuck that Right Thurr beat is.
JDub: Almost impossible to pick. I'm going with We Built This City because the track is not only terrible, but it's completely incomprehensible; none of the bullshit they yap about had a fucking thing to do with rock and roll?
Nasty Naus: Over and Over was the most overplayed song on the radio since the Nelly and Kelly track.
DJ Xplicit: Over and Over's probably some gay love song between a terrible rapper and a terrible country singer (nh). I know that "terrible country singer" is redundant, but still.
JDub: Choppa Style was a DJX selection that I wasn't sure about. But then it got matched up against La La and became a formality anyway. LaLa's definitely got a chance to go deep in the tournament.
Nasty Naus: Maybe the only song that can compete against LaLa is the live version of it from the Orange Bowl, but the 72,000 boos at the end places that version ahead of this version.
DJ Xplicit: Choppa Style was one of the worst songs ever, but LaLa isnt even worthy of being called a song.
JDub: Generally, my rule in determining the worst song out of 2 is to choose the one that involved the Pied Piper. But yet again, it's clear that Aaron Carter is advancing this time.
Nasty Naus: As the nominator of That's How I Beat Shaq, I think it's worse.
DJ Xplicit: "That's How I Beat Shaq" is possibly the worst idea ever. Whoever thought making a song about basketball with AC rapping had to be using some fairly strong narcotics at the time. nhjic.