Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Eminem Retiring OR Thank Fucking God
Sorry for not posting over the past 4 days. I realize I made life a bit less good for the 5 regulars who come here daily and the 85 irregulars who come here searching for the calibrations of a black crooner's reproductive organ daily, no homo.
But it's time to celebrate. Because if everything I've read is true, it means that we will no longer have to listen to songs like Just Lose It and Ass Like That on a basis so regular that a laxative couldn't match it. Mercifully, it sounds like Marshall's rapping days are coming to an end.
Just today, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, my hometown paper, falsely claimed Eminem was the biggest selling rapper in history and falsely claimed Eminem would be going out on top like "Nirvana and the Beatles."
All I can think to say, to quote Just Lose It, is *HA HA HA HA HA HA*
Marshall has sold nearly 40 million records, a feat made much less impressive when you realize 2 million people with poor hearing or mental deficiencies bought the Just Lose It single.
With the good comes the bad. Marshall intends to retire from rapping...so he can continue to work on producing. The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel compared him in this respect to Dr. Dre...
*HA HA HA HA HA HA*
# posted by Jay Dub @ 5:49 PM 
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HA HA HA HA
He just took it back. This is just the end of the first chapter, check out the front page of www.sohh.com
He just took it back. This is just the end of the first chapter, check out the front page of www.sohh.com
# posted by 
: 9:53 AM
: 9:53 AM
^ I still think he's retiring from rapping and putting out his own albums.
When they say he's only closing stage 1, i assume stage 2 is more exec producer type shit.
When they say he's only closing stage 1, i assume stage 2 is more exec producer type shit.
Well what would you rather have? Him making another terrible album or producing another terrible song?
I am so fucking sick and tired of people disrespecting Eminem. No one can take away the contributions he has brought to rap. He is only being spat upon because he is white. He should be given a wealth of gratitude. He saved rap!
No one was even buying rap CDs anymore until he came out. Eminem took rap away from black people. That is why you all are so sore about it. We stole your beloved precious hip hop. And it's ironic black people started rap, yet they have to kow tow to all the white people who run the corporate aspect of the business. HAHAHAHA! I'm not racist but show respect to Eminem. He saved your art form.
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No one was even buying rap CDs anymore until he came out. Eminem took rap away from black people. That is why you all are so sore about it. We stole your beloved precious hip hop. And it's ironic black people started rap, yet they have to kow tow to all the white people who run the corporate aspect of the business. HAHAHAHA! I'm not racist but show respect to Eminem. He saved your art form.
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