Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

So GFest went down this past Thursday through Sunday, thus the lack of updates. And no homo Juelz Santana, while Nasty Naus, 1% and I were all but cut off from civilization this past weekend, the weekend was unquestionably the weirdest 48 hours of our lives.

So here's a list of what we missed because of GFest and what we didn't miss because of GFest.

What We Missed Because of GFest

Boring Hurricane Dennis News
London Gets Shook
B2K Faggot is Gay. Actually, no homo juelz santana, I'm sure we already knew that.
1%'s sobriety (more on this later). No Homo.

What We Didn't Miss Because of GFest

Thousands of black teens putting on a fashion show in the middle of the church grounds on Saturday night, with anxious police circling their perimeter.

What 1% Didn't Miss Because of GFest

A white trash's fist to his head at the Gametime in Milwaukee. The fight led to the 3 of us needing a police escort to get out of the place in one piece. More on this later.

What We Missed That We Didn't Want to Miss Because of GFest

Talib Kweli at Summerfest.
Bobby Simmons joining the Bucks for some inexplicable reason.


What We Didn't Miss That We Did Want To Miss Because of GFest

All of Sunday night, which contained the most ridiculous string of events that nobody could have ever imagined. Major No Homo Warning: Let's just say that Sunday night involved an individual who won't be named trying to ditch his friends in Milwaukee to go home with Milwaukee's Beast, a 6'7 transvestite named Andrew Andrea, because he was too incapacitated to realize The Thing was not the stunning brunette he thought it was.

Since Sunday Night was by far the weirdest night of our lives, and more ridiculous than all of our ridiculous stories combined, Nasty Naus and I will be discussing this one in a future post.