Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

Tonight, Yahoo alerted me to a competition I had never heard of. I'm talking about the venerated Miss Wheelchair America Pageant. And I must say, I'm terribly disappointed with the results.



Meet Mrs. Kristen Connors, a 33 year old Islander of Rhode. In addition to "raising awareness about issues related to living with disabilities," Connors has also raised awareness on just how ugly the cripples circuit really is. Seriously, there isn't a better looking cripple than that? A few more whacks and maybe Nancy Kerrigan would have won 1st place in a competition after all.

But it wouldn't be a competition without some controversy. Incredibly, Mrs. Connors rose got to the top of the 2 foot heap only after another cripple had been stripped of her ounce of dignity Miss Wheelchair state's title when it turned out that the crippled bitch could stand.

And of course, this one was from wherelse?

The pageant was thrown into turmoil in April after Ms. Wisconsin, Janeal Lee, was stripped of her title when a photograph of her standing appeared in a local newspaper.

You pretty much have to stoop pretty low, figuratively and literally, to fake an injury to win a cripples' award, but that's just what this little Wisconsinite did. Apparently, Ms. Lee got tired of hearing "While you were down there..." jokes from the guys and made a career mistake in front of cameras.



Since Lee had muscular dystrophy, the bitch could apparently stand once in awhile in front of her class of students just so they weren't completely freaked out by their deformed monster of a teacher.

The organization then separated Lee from her title because "she did not fulfill a major requirement expected of a state titleholder."

In fact, while the disease will someday rob her of her ability to stand or walk, she can still walk for up to 50 feet for the time being.

So what have we learned today? No matter how sweet or innocent or harmless these things look, they're still just as nefarious as a human being.