Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Da Bank's Token Minority Girl
I've already gone off countless numbers of times about the fat bitches that work in my department of the bank, but there's one in particular that kept catching my eye. And I couldn't figure out why.
Until now.
During the first week, I was pretty much overwhelmed by all the fat bitches until names started being placed on each 300 pounder, and soon they were all pretty much the same. But everytime I'd cross paths with this one fat Indian girl, she would always stare me down. For the past few weeks, I just figured that she was doing it because I was pretty much a forbidden piece of white meat restricted from her use by her religion and ever expanding wasteline.
But then I figured out who it was, which brings me to one of the funnier/weirder things I experienced in college.
During my freshman year, I knew a couple of people in the Lambda Chi Alpha frat house, and I went to a few parties there during the first semester. And on one uneventful Saturday, I and a few other people got the call to head on over there to watch a Case Race.
For the Case Race, they had 3 teams of Lambdas, 5 to each team with 30 domestics of some sort. But there was also a sorority team of 6 girls who had only 24 beers. Obviously I figured one of the Lambda teams would win because there were plenty of fat losers in the frat who did nothing but man style drinking, nhjic.
So it took all of us by surprise when the sorority team was winning handily. The first problem was that most of the Lambdas had pregamed, so a bunch of them were puking by beer #3 or 4. But the Lambdas also had another problem; the same problem that I have to see on a daily basis now.
Sure enough, the fat Indian bitch at the bank was literally and figuratively the anchor of the girls' team. All the other girls were normal size and normal pussy drinkers, but this fat Indian bitch was putting beers down at a ridiculously scary pace. Eventually, the sorority team won the case race in about 20 minutes, with every Lambda team trailing considerably.
The fat Indian bitch had drank 10 of the 24 beers in that time. And it didn't even seem to faze her: the sorority team gloated, talked shit and took a "victory" picture before departure.
And now, of course, the fatty is my problem every day.
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the genetically enhanced Global Cedar growth trees, with plans to
REVOLUTIONIZE the forest-timber industry.
These newly enhanced Globa| Cedar trees require only 9-12 years of growth before they can
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Other than growing at an astonishing rate, the Global Cedar has a number of other benefits.
Its natural elements make it resistant to termites, and the lack of oils and sap found in the wood
make it resistant to forest fire, ensuring higher returns on investments.
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he wood is very lightweight and strong, lighter than Poplar and over twice
as strong as Balsa, which makes it great for construction. It also has
the unique ability to regrow itself from the stump, minimizing the land and
time to replant and develop new root systems.
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with an approximate profit margin of 40% for each 9-year cycle. With anticipated
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EGTY believes additional multi-million dollar agreements will be forthcoming. The Global Cedar nursery has produced
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