Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

Like many CD players, mine recently had Ready 2 Die spinning through it (nullus in case?) while I was bored and collecting money at Da Bank. This offered me the opportunity of listening to Biggie's lyrics even more closely than usual.

And while such an experience leads many to ponder whether or not Biggie was the greatest emcee of all time, it unquestionably reinforces the fact that Biggie spit the teh gheyest fucking lyrics of all time.

Consider the following lyrics from the album:

No Homo Juelz Santana

"I got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks
Sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets" (Ready 2 Die)

"When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick" (Me and My Bitch)

Referring to his friend as love in Warning.

I'm sure everyone's familiar with the notorious "leave that ass leakin like rapper demos" line off Hypnotize too.

No Homo Juelz Santana, but is it really a coincidence that one of Biggie's most notable songs had a title like Juicy?


Big Poppa: King of Teh Ghey Rhymes