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Monday, September 12, 2005

 

Whitewater's Burning Questions


Which football player has the least heart: Peerless Price, Maurice Clarett or Thomas Herrion?

Where will New Orleans suffer more losses: in the French Quarter or the NFL Standings?

Is Hurricane Katrina the only thing that could pack the Superdome?

Who's less likely to be on the other end of Joe Horn's call: Someone congratulating him on a victory or FEMA?



What's more torn up: Javon Walker's ACL or Scarlett Johannson's genitalia?

Who will score more points this year:

Da Darko

or



Da Bears

Comments:
I don't exactly understand the scarlett Johansson reference, but the Herrion (played for the Univ of Utah, btw) question is cold-blooded.

Nicely done
 
...please where can I buy a unicorn?
 
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