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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

 

The Juice Signs Autographs


For some reason it was a big deal in the media that the Juice was signing autographs for money the other week.

Many individuals were fortunate enough to not receive OJ Simpson's steel autograph, like this lucky lady.



Since other media outlets were considering it a big deal, Bloggystyle correspondents went ahead and took exclusive pictures of the important event to post for viewers ourselves.


Mark McGwire Juice signing autographs.


Sammy Sosa Juice signing autographs.


Jason Giambi Juice signing autographs.


Rafael Palmeiro Juice signing autographs.


Jose Canseco Juice signing autographs.


Barroid Barry Bonds Juice signing autographs.


Roger Clemens Juice signing autographs.


Lance Armstrong Juice signing autographs.


Shaquille O'Neal Juice Fatass signed an autograph.


I know what you're thinking. How can a man who clearly lied before a grand jury make money out of signing autographs, and how can the media stomach giving the Juice the spotlight?

Once again, Bloggystyle has the answer.


Mark McGwire
Juice solemnly swears to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, next time.

Comments:
McGwire didn't lie. Sosa and Palmeiro lied. McGwire just didn't say anything.
 
By the way, I'm really impressed that you were able to get all those dudes signing autographs in the pics.

It should be noted, though, that I don't really have any reason to think Armstrong, Clemens, or Shaq used steroids. In most cases, steroids would be a bad idea for a pitcher.
 
we called Shaq a fatass.

We have reason to think Armstrong used them. There were rumors midseason that Clemenza was a user too.
 
great blog
 
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