Bloggystyle -- The Greatest: Molester Alert: Lipnicki Reaches Puberty

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

 

Molester Alert: Lipnicki Reaches Puberty


Before Tom Cruise was crazy and wasn't pretending to be straight, he made some good movies, one of these being Jerry Maguire. It became one of the biggest movies of 1996 thanks to its catchphrases like Show me the money!, and its dynamic actors - Bryant Gumbel Cuba Gooding Jr, Renee Zellweger, and of course, every mom's favorite character in the movie, Renee Zellweger's adorable son, played by Jonathan Lipnicki (no homo)




In classic child star manner,Jonathan's career has since gone the way of Corey Feldman and the kid from The Sixth Sense. Out of pity, it seems that someone invited poor Jonathan to a recent movie premiere. They had no idea what they were getting themselves into.


Its a shame he didn't get his mail order Proactiv before they rolled out the red carpet.




"Help me help you" find the nearest plastic surgeon.

And with that, Bloggystyle has finally concluded the elusive quest to find an individual Tom Cruise would prescribe anti-depressants to.


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