Bloggystyle -- The Greatest

While it's essential to the sanity of this great nation that the Association of National Basketball gets underway in a mere matter of weeks, we recently received a proclamation from Magistrate Stern that the players will no longer be allowed to revolutionize the hip hop clothing industry wear street clothes.

Some people believe the implications of this ban are monstrous. Admittedly, there are good reasons why the ban could be rejected, like the evidence offered below.


Amare Stoudemire, Pac, Iron Mike.


Emperor Stern may as well have called it the "Allen Iverson Rule." Hater.

However, the overwhelming evidence that we are about to provide documents how the ban will level the stylo playing field, where the Erick Dampiers of the world become relevant once more. Here are 10 solid reasons why Emperor Stern knows what he's doing.

#10


Jalen Rose. No wonder he's concerned about biters.

#9


Erick Dampier. Relevant for the first and last time in his career.

#8


Peja "Eurotard" Stojakovic, flashin his wool.

#7


Maurice Taylor. If only he had the game to match.

#6


Just kidding. Can we pretend this never happened?

#5


Hold your head homie

#4


Big Poppa Samaki Walker.

#3


Marcus Haislip's only worthwhile NBA moment. Let's not even get started.

#2


I can't believe you were drafted either Mo Pete.

#1

Was there ever any doubt for this one?


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